accountant
airline pilot
articled clerk of a limited company
assurance agent of a recognised company
bank or building society official
barrister
chairman or director of a limited company
chiropodist
commissioner for oaths
councillor - local or county
civil servant - permanent
dentist
director, manager or personnel officer of a VAT-registered company
engineer with professional qualifications
financial services intermediary, for example a stockbroker or insurance broker
fire service official
funeral director
insurance agent of a recognised company - full time
journalist
Justice of the Peace
legal secretary - fellow or associate member of the Institute of Legal Secretaries and PAs
licensee of a public house
local government officer
manager or personnel officer of a limited company
member, associate or fellow of a professional body
Member of Parliament
Merchant Navy Officer
minister of a recognised religion including Christian Science
nurse - registered
officer of the armed services
optician
paralegal - certified, qualified or associate member of the Institute of Paralegals
person with honours - OBE or MBE
pharmacist
photographer - professional
police officer
Post Office official
president or secretary of a recognised organisation
Salvation Army Officer
social worker
solicitor
surveyor
teacher or lecturer
trade union officer
travel agent - qualified
valuer or auctioneer - fellow or associate member of the incorporated society
Warrant Officer or Chief Petty Officer
Me getting my identity verified by Nigel the porno photographer because he’s an upstanding gentleman
“Yeah, I’d know that asshole anywhere”
“What? I’m a professional! How else do you think I recognize people from their anus?”
There’s not one artistic profession on that list aside from photography.
It’s almost like national boundaries were designed to control the movements of the poor, but not the rich.
Must just be my imagination, though.
sounds like poor people can’t leave the country? Wtf that’s a human rights violation wrapped in a lot of special red tape
The vast majority of people have been employed for 2 years by a vat registered company, and can ask one of the directors or managers. This is basically what everyone does.
You just proved my point. Fuck people who aren’t employed, right?
You do understand that even if there wasn’t this red tape and an unemployed person managed to get the proper papers, they still need money to go anywhere? By your logic every single country on the planet has a pretty glaring human rights violation.
Well thats maybe true because you’re on an island. But refugees trying to escape persecution should be able to get out and hopefully find a way without paying
Similar in Ireland. Had my kids’ passport applications co-signed by their school receptionist.
As a paramedic I feel deeply offended that we are not on that list but nurses are. Travel agents,okay. But nurses? The insult!
Everybody knows that you have to be unhinged to be a paramedic 😂
I guess it’s more likely the list was drawn up before paramedic was a thing, and then no one thought to change it. The low effort option.
Have the same thing in Australia. Not passport but I returned after years overseas and I think I was applying for a tax file number (or bank account, or both!)
I was just really lucky my father had an old family friend who wss a teacher to sign the paperwork
I got my old high school drama teacher to do it. She’s a cool person and was happy to. But it was weird to have to ask her to do it. I started out with, “this is a really stupid request, but…”
I wish the USA had an equivalent to OBE.
I mean the list is 50% weird and 50% sensible. I think the idea is that there’s someone most people will know that are in “trustworthy” professions/positions. Although, professional photographer. Not really sure they would be in a more trustworthy position than any other job.
Going to say, I think most of us here either used to pay their GP whatever fixed fee they had. But they’ve taken that option away. Apparently the profession complained. I don’t get that. I mean they by definition know you the requisite amount of time. They literally need to sign that is the case and take your money. But, there we go.
I do luckily have a few friends that are solicitors/barristers. So I generally just ask one of them, and it’s only once every 10 years so…
GPs were probably getting inundated with requests and asked to get removed from the list.
Yeah, I just thought it’s just a quick task and they usually charged for it as a private function. Surprised they had a problem with it. From the list, I think it’s the one almost everyone could use.
Fire services and police both present. Paramedics absent. Suspicious.
It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s so random.
I’m disappointed that Librarian isn’t on the list. We’re super trustworthy! Edit: some librarians might count as civil servants. I’m tbh not sure where that line is.
Thank you for your service 🫡
Thanks. I try my best to help.
My biggest bit of advice to people buying their elderly parents tech: pick an OS and stick to it. I’m tired of nice old ladies coming in with an iPhone and an Android tablet, looking for help. They’re fine with one or the other OS. Swapping confuses them.
Agreed. I’m married to one!
What’s the definition of “Knows you”?
Like, met several times a year, or the biblical “knows you”?
Known for at least 3 years, and not a relative. It’s not very strict. I was a referee for someone who I see a few times a year at most.
Were they a good fuck?
No but his sister was
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Had the same requirement to get Australian citizenship. It wasn’t easy since most of the people I knew were mostly temporary residents/non-citizens too, and my occupation isn’t on the list so coworkers are out the running.
Weirdly, the person can be a U.S. citizen.
Canada is the same thing, online or in person. Though they’ve removed the profession requirement in the last couple decades (but it was more restrictive back then, it was basically: lawyer, someone with a PhD, or an engineer).
Yeah, but like… Salvation Army officer?
But they’re an officer. Not one of those lowlife enlisted.
Wild that dentist doesn’t have any restrictions but doctor does.
The history is long and ugly, but here’s the short version. The Home Office hates the BMA. UK doctors are frequent participants in judicial reviews, tribunal cases and applications for injunctions against the Home Office. Pesky cases like trying to prevent pregnant women being held in isolation at immigration removal centers or forcibly returning previously tortured refugees to the countries that . . . tortured them. The LAST thing the Home Office is going to encourage is more interaction with the BMA or the NHS.
Just think about it . . the Home Office will take the word of your local publican over your GP. In what world is that normal???
These a bad teeth joke in there somewhere I just know it
president or secretary of a recognised organisation
What constitutes a “recognized organization”? That sounds rather open to interpretation…
Recognization obviously.