Just be glad he didn’t have to do the n°2
He already took precautions so that he wouldn’t need to poop for three days.
Now it all makes sense!
So centaurs… double pee pee theory or nah?
Actual centaurs = nay
Double-man cosplay centaurs = yay
Single-man cosplay centaurs= nay
Single-man extreme cosplay with working pumps and servo motors = yayeyyy… you shouldn’t have done this
hmm do they have two hearts? two digestive tracts? four lungs?!
Do centaur horse lungs breathe human farts?!
Shouldn’t he be backing in?
I am reminded there exists individuals with giftedness like John Holmes or Two-tone Malone whom can do this both ways, sideways, low-ways, highways, etc.
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Vapor lock! That’s gotta be #1 on list of things you sign-off on before playing a pantomime horse. 🐴🍑💨🥴
The legs seems extremely straight in the image so it seems very likely the back is just a structure he’s dragging on wheels (no second person).
Aww, you’ve shattered the illusion that there’s someone in there following him around huffing his air biscuits all day.
