I have to put a bucket over my one duck’s head in order to take eggs from her nest. She responds like a Skyrim merchant and does absolutely nothing when the bucket is on her head. I take it off and she goes right back to trying to fight me.
Mine somehow morphs into a spider when I do the sheets.
Beware the revenge hairball on the bed
Remember for the next couple of years to check your shoes before putting them on!
You will hear from his lawyer.
I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.
Cats are part of the ritual here. Honestly I can’t imagine how the muggles enjoy any of their chores.
I don’t think mine would find that to be much of an obstacle to interfering.
Yeah, I’m honestly a bit confused. I have basically the same paper bin and it’s not heavy at all. I’d expect a cat to be able to knock that over no problem. Like, maybe it doesn’t try to while you’re around, because it might fall over with the bin or hit itself with it, but I wouldn’t expect a real troublemaker to worry about that either…
Baby jail
You don’t have doors in your house?
Mine figured out how door handles work.
You don’t have cat doors installed on every doorway?
