• Dreckard@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    It’s close. they forgot the suspense-building previews before every commercial break, so you actually see the same 5 sec of footage about 30 fucking times.

  • thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz
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    1 year ago

    I got interested in spiders with the goal of picking one up (which I’ve done!), and my partner and I looked for a spider documentary to learn more about the interesting little creatures.

    Must’ve stumbled across a US documentary because this is exactly what it was like.

    THESE EIGHT-LEGGED TERRORS ARE EVERYWHERE: IN THE DESERT, IN THE FOREST, AND EVEN IN YOUR HOME! THESE NIGHTMARE-FUEL FUCKS WILL HIDE ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE, WAITING TO STRIKE… WILL YOU BE NEXT???

    Totally not the vibe I was going for…

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    1 year ago

    Followed by a five-minute summary, then ten minutes of rabid content, then again a five-minute summary, ad neuseam.

    I can only conclude that the only thing that makes American documentaries remotely watchable are the 20 minute ad breaks, I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch private TV and if there’s ads on public TV then it’s two minutes of ginseng tea before the news.