The Financial Transactions and Reports Analysis Centre of Canada (FINTRAC) has announced that a “cyber incident” forced it to take its corporate systems offline as a precaution.
So get all your money laundering in now while they’re distracted, right?
I heard they banned dolphins recently because they can break into cars. Maybe now they’ll ban porpoises?
Quick, everyone do your laundry while these dirty-keepers aren’t watching!
I can see orgies of blackmailing.
Disgusting. If I miss 3 days of work without calling in I can be fired. These clowns, who are supposed to be in charge of verifying billions in transactions, get their whole operation nuked and nothing will come of it except maybe some more ignorant laws and regulations.
If you can’t come into work because your tires are slashed, you should not be fired.
Your example isn’t even close to what happened.
