I mean the frog thing was true. Kinda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uSbp0YDhc&t=5

No. It’s RockgunShotpaper

American tipping culture is bullshit. And to start with 30% is just plain stupid.

But not tipping at all is bullshit. I really need the taxfree money to buy drugs to cope with how fucking annoying and disrespectful half of all my guests are.

Id wish to be paid enough to not need tips, but to afford that my boss would have to raise the prices and other venues would snatch the costumers.

Just tip cash (5-15% is enough in most of europe).

What the fuck, only filthy musician’s and djs grow those. I recommend those vials with the little spoons found in most reputable headshops (but don’t share the spoon)

I would never do cocain from a dirty bartop.

I am a very well trained piece of shit.

But I am not allowed to clean the upper part of the icemachine ( where all the slime happens) because of liabillity. I do my best to keep it clean but not all of it is possible so while its one of the cleanest icemachines I have ever seen its still dirty.

And I work in a very upscale cocktailbar in a very well regulated country.

The ice in your drink at the bar is very very dirty.

We very much are, hugs and kisses and all. But waaay more important (not everybody is into physical affection on a platonic level) we share our feelings and give each other compliments.

It is very sad to see how many men outside our bubble try to uphold this stupid idea of what it needs to be a man, while struggling with their mental health and the ability to have meaningful relationships.

I am very happy with my moto g42 and Calix OS. The phone is reasonably priced (around 120.- euros).

Only downside is you have to register online to get full root access and I also had to wait like three days till everything unlocked. Otherwise I found the process very easy even for a caveman like me.

No like is the wrong word. I love them. Don’t know why thou, they are fucking stupid.
I mean its clearly an ad for the military where cars beat up cars. Buuuut Its hilariously epic and very comforting in its shallowness. Normally I am more of a weird indie movie guy. But every time optimus calls out all autobots in the end I cry.