I can’t ignore the old TV.

I’m honestly impressed there are still functional, floor-model rear-projection TVs.

^Al(l|abama) cops are bastards$

Dude, it was like 70F here on Halloween night. Both my kids were sweating bullets when we got them out of their costumes. A couple kids in our group had to take them off because it was overbearing.

Hell I went as Hagrid so my costume was like…sweatpants and a wig. And I had to take my wig off. Granted, I had filled my 30oz Yeti with a pretty strong cocktail for the walk. But still.

What do you mean? Those lines aren’t really there? But they are crucial to electing the president. And the one at the very bottom is important to keep the brown people out. How could they not be real?

I mean, sure. In the same way that when you pull up to a traffic circle, you can go left or right. After all, they’ll both lead to the same place, right?

I’ve seen them on AliExpress. They likely sound and play like shit but that’s besides the point of the novelty of building your own functional guitar.

I saw a double-neck kit that I’m really considering as a gift for a friend of ours.

Yeah but…I mean…wow. I graduated HS class of 2003 and I can’t remember anyone handing in a hand-written paper in any of the 4 years.

How do people be around this stuff for half their life and not know basic things like Ctrl+C Ctrl+V.

Today’s 40 year olds graduated in the high school class of 2002…there are people from that era that can’t copy/paste? For real?

What’s the richman gonna give his army? Money?

His army’s got the guns. It’s one versus the entire staff, on a private island, at the collapse of society, and you think the guys with all guns and no food are gonna treat their boss with the civility that’s expected in a typical employee/employer relationship?

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Richfolk are known for their strong survival skills.

My odds are on them being the first ones killed and looted when the shit really hits the fan.

Yeah but it’s gotta be cheaper for Mexicans, right? (/s, obviously)

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

I don’t even reed the things I wirte smoetimes.

I dunno. I don’t think any politician can come back from dropping an N-bomb (Trump excluded). I’d like to think the b-word would be treated just as harshly, but I guess white people haven’t been scolded enough over it yet.

Yeah but atheist hell is like the best hell. We just wait around for some kid to pull out a ouija board and start trolling the shit out of him.

Believe it or not…they are just cheese curls. Like puffy Cheetos. More pale and thin, and a more “cheese-like” taste.

This right here.

The only problem is that it’s not free. Might be great for the occasional opiate user or someone whose worried about their molly being tainted with fent…but addicts gonna addict. Money spent on narcan is money not spent on their next fix.

Why no sit/stand trucks?

We should have the technology to make a safe sit/stand mail truck. Especially when most of the route is < 15MPH.

Mail carriers, at least the ones in rural routes and some of the more sparse suburbs, spend a lot of time sitting. That can’t be good for them. Even just having the option to stand while working should be doable.

And they aren’t the only ones who could find a benefit to such a design…any sort of last-mile delivery service. Mail, newspaper, milk, packages, etc. Anybody who is either getting in and out frequently or is maintaining a very low speed through most of their route.

No no. Just for him. There’s a special place in hell for him and his clique, and the more painful way to deliver him there the better.

Nuh uh. I was born here. My parents were born here. (/s, of course)

Let’s not go back any further than that because it hurts the argument.

For context, I am 50% Italian, 25% French, 12.5% Irish, and 12.5% English. At least going off what my parents had told me. I never did a DNA test or anything.

It’s been barely 60 years since racism against Italian- and Irish-American individuals really eased up. All based on xenophobia and an anti-Catholic belief. Before that, they may as well have been Black. Or worse, Japanese.

Tons of people alive today that experienced it first hand. Did all the lead in the paint and gasoline make them forget all about it?

Even still today we have to tiptoe around ideas like renaming Columbus Day. On the one hand, he was a massive piece of shit. On the other hand, it’s morphed into the only holiday celebrating Italian-American heritage. I very much agree with the former, but if we are gonna go all-out on St. Patrick’s Day, Italians should have a day too.

Maybe we could make a bigger deal out of St. Joseph. I could really go for a zeppole right about now, but that’s really all I know of the day. It’s a day for a zeppole.