When are we gonna lock up employers for stealing from employees??

This is DusterDan35. He’s much better than DusterDan1-34

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is AI generated tbh. I found them on a weird fashion website that seems to be “what if Shein was for rave gays”.

This has actually helped a lot.

I never understood the criticism people make of “maybe focus on the engine instead of making bad tweets” as in the social media manager is ALSO the lead coder or something?

At no point does putting out a tweet change how fast someone unrelated takes to code something.

Is that it? That’s pretty much everything I gathered from it too.

Why is anyone making a big deal of that???

If he won the 2020 election then he wouldn’t be able to run again… Do they admit he lost or do they drop out?

Oops

Lemmy actually lets you edit the post and swap out the image itself. You could replace it with the correct values

You could always start a root beer stand or something and sell the unlimited root beer with no overhead.

Actually mines are where all the fairy dust is gotten from :/

So the mines are more whimsical :/

You should apologize :/

The girl crying (bur) is sad that another girl (pog) is taking her place with a boy (ger)

Poggers vs Burgers

it’s such a beautiful day

Perfect animated film Makes me feel things

Not at all actually. Limitless is a liberal wet dream and upgrade is a hardcore dig at unregulated tech

I always heard it starting with:

"You have 300 bricks and you throw one as far as you can, how many do you have left?

299"

The elephant to the river is the same but this joke is told about someone else crossing the river instead. Finally it ends with:

"But… They still don’t make it across, why?

Because you threw a brick at them!"

Looking at OPs post history… They missed one actually

Every single pic was just a super standard selfie. I’m surprised there wasn’t more to it.

Libertarians are some of the funniest people on the planet. They just say literally anything about what they believe and I can’t stop laughing.

Aww big bad government is stopping companies from harvesting human bodies for profit? That’s so sad…

The golden rule is inherently flawed. Treating others how you want to be treated doesn’t work because they aren’t you…

I always preferred the platinum rule: treat others the way they want to be treated.

Fines need to scale based on the wealth of the perpetrator. It should be an equal punishment for breaking the law.

I second Titanfall 2. The campaign is the closest thing to a perfect game I’ve ever played.