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    5 months ago

    “Apple assures users new iPhone with neural implant won’t take over their mind while asleep to be used for data collection and ads placed in dreams”

    “Glock assures customers it’s new model of handgun’definitely will not shoot backwards at the person firing it’, more at 11”

    Well if I wasn’t 100% sure that’s exactly what they do before, I am now.