• TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    The concept is unanchored and untrue to its origins. In a world of mediocrity we all aspire to innovate, but not all succeed. This twist on a classic falls short, ultimately failing to capture and expose the natural flavor of despair.

    This frozen delight deserved a kraft single and ketchup, not this heresy.

    4/10, a high score considering the level of cultural disrespect.

    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      I would give them an extra point for the use of dried cilantro. It’s the only herb with an infinite shelf life, it never goes bad, and since it is flavorless to begin with it will taste just as bad in twenty years as it does today.