• Hegar@fedia.io
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    3 months ago

    Surely it can’t be that dumb?

    “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

    Ok, it’s that dumb.

    Doing a great job of not being weird.

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      3 months ago

      It’s not dumbness, it’s cravenness. He’s saying things he thinks MAGA-bros like to hear. “Yeah brother, high-five! Burn those libs!”

      Also the subtext here is that Jeff Bridges isn’t manly. I don’t think there’s a cure for that level of delusion.

      I was talking with some scientists who told me that a mere touch on the hand from Jeff Bridges not only impregnates a woman, but also transitions her into a man.

      I wake up each morning hairless, then I look into the mirror and speak the name Jeff Bridges three times. Instantly I’m transformed into a kind of human carpet covered from head to toe in three whole feet of man fur.

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      3 months ago

      That was basically my reaction reading this. I was like “okay, I’m not posting this one, it’s obviously exaggerated… actually, it’s not exaggerated at all”

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      3 months ago

      Fuck I could have saved so much money!

      (It’s bullshit anyway, my entire congressional delegation was women I voted for at one point, and I still had to get hrt)

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      3 months ago

      Top weird for the week, so far. Is weird now a Republican team sport or are they trying to out weird each other?