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Also, for me tonight: 1 PORTION = 1 PIZZA
I identify as a family of four.
Gotta love when the picture itself is mildly infuriating too, I guess
I took the picture in the right direction but apparently Memmy will not follow rotation tags from iOS.
What pisses me off is when they cut they pizza in squares and not pie cut…
Not sure why the picture shows up sideways… it was taken vertically.
It does the exact same thing to me. But if I go in my gallery and make a copy of the picture and upload that, it works correctly.
I don’t get it either.
Most phones just use metadata to tell what way an image is supposed to be rotated and will always take the picture portrait. It was probably removed by the image host
Good to know. 😟 :(
For parties: just buy more pizza
For parties AND for you (when you want some yourself but you’re the one serving to your guests): cut a + shape and serve what’s left. No one will notice that some of the pizza is missing.
Me. I have a family of 5
It’s not delusion, it’s Digiorno !
if you try cutting an odd number of slices you’re gonna have a bad time
It might be designed that way to make the nutritional facts more appealing. They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high.
The FDA is in charge of portion sizes. No one decides it on their own.
What a company can do is fiddle with the total number of portions. Which is how you get 5 portions in this pizza.
They can define the portion sizes arbitrarily, so the per-portion amounts don’t look so high
I dunno about y’all, but I cut my pizza’s into 1/8ths, which would be smaller than 1/5.
I’d be willing to bet that this particular pizza is very small, so most people would cut it into 1/4ths.
I always cut my frozen pizzas into eighths. I eat the whole thing in one sitting either way, but I prefer smaller slices.
I cut mine into quarters 🤷♂️
I roll mine up like a churro.
Who the hell doesn’t boycott Nestlé yet?
People who don’t have the fucking time to memorize all 100,000 products that are under them and don’t even have their name on it.
The logo is even visible in the posted photo …
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A hungry me and it was that or nothing in the fridge. I didn’t buy this.
For those of us trying to boycott Nestlé: what’s a good frozen pizza alternative that has good cheese stuffed crust?
Who thinks about what fraction a pizza slice is
Interetingly, I’ve concluded that cutting a pizza to 4 pieces makes the rim support the tip properly, regardless of the size of the pizza, while cutting the pizza to 8 pieces makes the tip of the piece always flop. However, one quadrant of the pizza is harder to eat, because it widens so radicaly. This has made me a believer of cutting the pizza to 6 pieces, as this solves both issues.
I woudn’t be surprised if some maths genius would’ve calculated that the 5 pieces would be the most optimal for both issues, the tip support, and the edibility. However, cutting to 5 equal pieces is rather bothersom, so I’ll be sticking with 6 pieces personally, regardless of what pizza enginers may have calculated.
Doesn’t Costco do 6 pieces by default? That’s always struck me as a good size.
Who the hell cuts pizza?
Fold, eat.Instant calzone… or pizza sandwich
