We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
Xitting, pronounced “shitting”
“tens”
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
𝕏crements
X-crements
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
I’ll just leave this here
X Æ 2
Elon said they’re X’s
I’m sure he knows a lot about exes
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Apparently, it’s called a Post. How boring!
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x
idc
twXt
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
You have tweets, now they’re your Ex