Hell, yeah! Sign me in.
Sidenote: Install bidet.
But bidet is in white house
Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)
Bout to take him to browntown.
Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?
That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there’s nothing in there
Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion
As a mad scientist I’m just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.
kinda bummed there’s no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola
An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!
This is true!🤤
Can’t deside between cake and garlic bread
Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.
If you think you’re gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you’ve got another thing coming.
Having an abortion room is fucking metal.
I am a big fan of Babymetal
Shit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.
gay room aka my bedroom
I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?
I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge
Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.
I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms
it’s time for your 4pm communal pissing
The lounge should be next to the patio ngl
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Every room is a cat room.
As always, threatening me with a good time.
We’re doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles
It’s not even labelled as a closet, it’s just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.
how much
A house? With a weed smoking patio? I’ll take it if no one else wants it.
My patio smokes more of my weed than I do. Come and get it.