You gotta put two in the head to make sure

He’s so toxic, he won’t even will be able to score a spot on Newsmax.

Fixed that for you. For the likes of Newsmax, the more toxic the better.

And the entire Hindu nationalist fascist movement he rode in on

To be faaaair

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Elon is going to crush every (…) EV manufacturer

Yeah right. Almost every single car manufacturer makes EVs now and starting in less than a decade (2040 at the latest), new fossil cars are going to be banned in several countries.

He might have been able to do it when it was basically just Teslas and Nissans Leaf, but even as a high ranking member of a fascist American government, he’s not going to be able to just abolish the auto industry 😄

I wonder how he convinced the pope and taught the horses to pose for the first two ones 🤔

Come on! At least the other guy went through the trouble of (allegedly) encasing his shit in a can.

This is just a lazy hack idea with lazy hack execution.

The only way this sells is if the other commenter was right in implying that someone’s washing some dirty money. [This part may sadly still be true, though]

Edit after reading some of the article: on second thought, this guy sounds pretty funny!

the winner of the auction will receive a certificate of authenticity and official instructions for installation. They will also get a brand new roll of duct tape and a fresh banana

Edit 2: disregard my initial snap judgment, I like this guy!

At art fairs, speed and business reign,” he added. “So, I saw it like this: If I had to be at a fair, I could sell a banana like others sell their paintings. I could play within the system, but with my rules.”

I love taking screenshots of people with very expressive faces!

They look fine (arguably better, or at least more engaging, than most) when in motion, but when you pause a video of them, they’re almost guaranteed to look comically weird because they’re between two expressions 😁

“Sources” being the IDF or the US, probably.

I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that they didn’t, but DID kill a bunch of innocent civilians. It’s what they do.

Is a cute name for a transmasc boy.

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

“Too”? It was ONLY because of gambling. To this day, the gambling industry cringetastically calls itself the “gaming industry”

With what money? He owes much more than the combined worth of his personal and business assets. Any significantly similar new company he would found would be under water in debt from the start.

He’s banking on a far right billionaire or organization buying Infowars and keeping him on as an employee, because that’s the only way he can keep doing it.

There’s a difference between literal truth and contextual honesty.

People only point out that the Gazan health ministry is de jure “Hamas-run” (even though the biggest hospitals are run by the UN, just like the education system) to discredit it’s death tolls and justify the bombings of hospitals by making people associate it with the one thing even the most ignorant know Hamas does; terrorism.

It’s the equivalent of a red hat fascist calling it “Democrat-run FEMA” or a red armband fascist (the two are far from mutually exclusive btw) the “Jew-run IDF”.

What’s stopping him from just making infowars2?

The law, basically. Taking his assets elsewhere to “hide” them from his creditors constitutes fraud.

He even tried to already, but that was shot down by the judge, who made him swear under oath to not try that again. Which he already IS doing, very blatantly.

Accept no substitutes.

Highly doubtful that most if even ANY of it is going to reach the people who need it.

EXTREMELY likely that they’ll send the fascist apartheid regime weapons totaling at least 20 times as much between now and the end of the year, though.

Blinken is a disgraceful collaborator and should resign immediately.