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An adult duck wearing a t shirt with a carved pumpkin on it, and their offspring wearing a batman costume, are at a party. The child says: “dad, look! that little boy’s wearing a princess costume!”, the dad replies “seriously?”
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Dad duck raises an eyebrow: “somebody ought to say something to that kid’s parents!”
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Dad duck speaking to a blue duck: “hey, is that your son in the dress and heels?” blue duck replies: “yup.”
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The ducks smile and high five. Dad duck says: “nice parenting! your kid rocks!” and blue duck replies: “thanks! isn’t he awesome?!”
Credit: Brian Gordon
What if you’re a pervert? That’s a pretty decent excuse.