Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoIs it more or less humane?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down112
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minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days ago Bedsheets do not in fact make an adequate parachute for a second story jump, btw. Learned second hand that umbrellas also don’t work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand victim experimenter
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 days agoDie, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
minus-squareBenjaben@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI hope it at least had the good manners to do the comical “collapse up / backwards on itself” thing!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoIt was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.
Learned second hand that umbrellas also don’t work well as parachutes. My cousin was the first hand
victimexperimenterDie, Mary Poppins, die! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
I hope it at least had the good manners to do the comical “collapse up / backwards on itself” thing!
It was a table height fall, roughly 1 meter, not enough for that to happen.
Lol eh, that sounds pretty hilarious