• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Actually, this is Shaddam Corrino IV. I’m still pretty bitter about the events on Arrakis, but I’m effectively backed into a corner in exhile. I don’t have many ways to get back at Paul Atreides, so I’ve taken to spreading petty, hurtful references online. There’s not much else to do here on Salusa Secundus aside from going on maneuvers with my sardaukar.

      • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        That’s a pretty healthy outlook. A little bit more therapy and you might even stop wanting revenge.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          9 hours ago

          Hmm. I’ll consider it, but I’ll probably just smuggle a bunch of Sardaukar to Arrakis disguised as Guild member to try for an assassination.

    • Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      Yes Leto I’ve betrayed and effectively killed you, but the tooth! Be sure not to brush with hydroxyapatite and stick to melange based paste.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        I don’t get the impression that Vladimir Harkonnen was a good enough host to supply Leto with toiletries during his brief stay.