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Being against taco Tuesday is no mere “uncomfortable opinion” it’s an unconscionable travesty that denies the basic dignity of humankind! Allowing such reprehensible viewpoints to spread will only cause some portion of the younger, more impressionable user base to embrace the views out of a desire to contrast to their IRL peers and an inability to distinguish the fallacious world view behind the rhetoric.