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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/via1228 on 2023-10-08 08:27:37.

Ok, so I work at a place where I can wear vintage outfits and it’s actually appropriate to. A few weeks ago I thrifted this beautiful 80s dress with a matching jacket, shoulder pads, and everything. It was a tight fit around my ass but it mostly fit and if anything was maybe tight around the armpits. I don’t have to move around a lot for work and sitting down wasn’t a problem, so I thought I was good. as part of the design, the dress had a slit up the back, maybe an inch or two. at the end of the day, I got into my car and the combination of stretching my legs and sitting down split the back of the dress about 3 mm past where it already was by design. I was a little disappointed, but I thought it actually looked fine, and after I tied off and trimmed the loose thread, it wasn’t noticeable. I put the dress in my closet. I didn’t think about it for a month. Now this is where I fucked up. Today I had to get to work extra early as we had an event I needed to prepare for. I even asked another employee to show up early with me. The minute I got there, I bent over in front of my coworker to show her how to turn on a dehumidifier that was placed on the ground and the dress split about four more inches. I was wearing see-through panties with a little hearts on them, because it was just the first thing I grabbed that morning in a rush lol. This coworker is like 75 years old. I had to excuse myself, go home and change and come back, and the rest of the day was just chaotic.

TL:DR I split my dress a little bit a month ago and disregarded it. I decide to wear the dress today, an important day at work and I end up splitting the dress up the ass in front of my coworker, wearing heart dotted underwear.