• Luccus@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    “What’s up with the wax by the slow cooker?”

    “Well, I’ve read about 10 papers on high performance cycling and have concluded, that hot waxing my chain may save about half a watt.”

    “When did you last ride it?”

    “Also a good question, indeed.”

    • Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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      1 year ago

      “What’s up with the wax by the slow cooker?”

      “Oh that’s for candlemaking, did you know that burning beeswax reduces allergens in the air by neutralizing the electric charge that makes them float?”

      I haven’t made candles in probably 5 years but I always loved that factoid about the beeswax.

    • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      See, i had a flat, but the flat is on the rear, which means i have to take off the rear wheel, which is worse than the front. But it’s okay, the tire was worn down anyway, and i wanted to go tubeless anyway.

      So when are you gonna…

      Are we done asking stupid questions already?

    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      It always surprises me when nobody is interested in learning how things around them work. I have a dozen hobbies that I don’t have time for.

  • eyes@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    As the cat demon from adventure time say: “I have approximate knowledge of many things.”