I mean I can control how loud it’s gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks.
You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence.
I’ve had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks
Sound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.
I’ve been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺
“We don’t eat beans. We don’t eat cabbage.”
No, natural selection just did its thing.
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And selected for the people good at judging their gas?
Nah it’s just a world full of those people who sell farts in jars.
Silent, defiant. Loud, disallowed.
Are you high?
No, he’s got a point.
RIP allergy bros btw
I wish! Just watching the second movie, a fart came up and tadaa.
It’s was nice knowing you op
It’s called the rectoanal inhibitory reflex (RAIR).
I wouldn’t be surprised if your hypothesis is correct, like how a blind person who learns to navigate by sound.
For some reason, I kept seeing the title as I scroll and was thinking of “The Good Place” and wondering why they would need to worry about farts. Because of all the white? Only now did I read it fucking correctly and notice it’s about the horror movie where the monsters are attracted to sound. 🤦♂️
And I read the post while ripping a massive one
A Quiet Place is just one of those movies that withstands zero scrutiny. How do those creatures hear regular noises from miles away, but can’t hear breathing or a heartbeat in the same room? How did no one think to try sonic attacks on the creatures with super sensitive hearing before a girl got hearing aid feedback? How did they build all that stuff to be silent without making noise in the first place? If the waterfall and other noisy areas are safe, why don’t they live there? Why I’m the hell would they have a baby in a world where you can’t make noise?
