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When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You’ve probably heard it before, it sounds like “soy, you avin a sprout?”. But don’t worry, eventually they’ll make peas.
Vegans don’t know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?
Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it’s gonna give him heart disease.
It’s a beet.
Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.
They each think the other is literally seitan.
no. its impossible.
