And they were comically bad:
Beyond the rim of the star-light
My love Is wand’ring in star-flight
I know he’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love, strange love a star woman teaches.
I know his journey ends never
His star trek will go on forever.
But tell him while he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
https://piped.video/watch?v=UiDo22khPrk&t=3
Somehow I didn’t get the notification of your comment until now, but this rules. No one could possibly do that better than Jack Black.