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minus-squareTrueStoryBob@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·11 months agoI sit to pee because I’m lazy. The dresses I wear while belting out ballads from Skykid shows are just to assert my dominance in the workplace.
minus-squareLlewellyn@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-211 months ago I sit to pee because I’m lazy But it takes slightly more work though the make the deed sitting
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoThere’s less clean up if you have bad aim though.
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoClearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoYou mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoOnly a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoSleep naked. Now instead of wet underwear for sleepy you to deal with, you have a puddle for awake you to deal with!
minus-squareLlewellyn@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-211 months agoIf you clean your toilet less often than once a week, then yes. But I get your point.
I sit to pee because I’m lazy. The dresses I wear while belting out ballads from Skykid shows are just to assert my dominance in the workplace.
But it takes slightly more work though the make the deed sitting
There’s less clean up if you have bad aim though.
Clearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
And even worse to do it with a boner
That’s what the shower is for.
Or sink
You mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
Only a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.
Sleep naked. Now instead of wet underwear for sleepy you to deal with, you have a puddle for awake you to deal with!
If you clean your toilet less often than once a week, then yes.
But I get your point.