KaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoThe latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1304arrow-down17
arrow-up1297arrow-down1external-linkThe latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comKaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoI don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoPour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoI have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoHow? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoDoesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park. Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?
I don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
I have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.
How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park.
Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?