I think this used to be a Polish virus joke back in the DOS or Win95 days. That was probably the last era where there were jokes about Polish people being inept.
I think I would like the person who wrote this virus.
Honestly it’s pretty sad how Viruses changed from a sort of artform to just a money making scheme / espionage tools.
I miss when they ejected the CD-ROM drive with a pop-up message “Free cupholder!”
The Hacked podcast actually talked about this on the last episode
Albanian virus infects your computer. It just keeps making bunkers until it collapses
Well I don’t think this was the one weird al was warning people about
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!