• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I have said for years I do not trust that woman. She is too powerful and, honestly, I bet she has nukes.

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      8 months ago

      “We’ve got a big surprise for you all today! Everyone look under your seats”

      Audience members find a leaflet and begin reading

      “We are in possession of the most destructive explosive ever devised by man. A single one of our newly developed atomic bombs is actually the equivalent in explosive power to what 2000 of our giant B-29s can carry on a single mission. This awful fact is one for you to ponder and we solemnly assure you it is grimly accurate…”