A team of neurologists, stem cell specialists and molecular biologists affiliated with several institutions in the U.S. and led by a group at Stanford University School of Medicine has found evidence that the root cause of Alzheimer's disease may be fat buildup in brain cells. The study is published in the journal Nature.
Need slim fast for the brain
You mean Fox News?
ba-dum-CHI
Nah, fox News is useful for ironing out those pesky wrinkles in your brain
Eh, I guess enough fat would smooth things out…
Fox news is like palm-oil-dipped-corn-syrup-fried-cheetos for your brain
Which also works in being something you instantly associate with America.
You know slim fast makes you fat, right?
Slim fast makes you phat
Turns you into Fatboy Slim
Phantasmagoria makes you ephemeral