Camo Easter eggs that you’ll NEVER find. 🤷🏻

  • j4k3@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    When these are found ten million years in the future by archeologists in a sedimentary layer what will they attribute them to?

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      7 months ago

      Religious rituals.

      Not because they know anything about Easter. It’s just that religious rituals seem to be the catch all bucket.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        7 months ago

        Dude. We know nothing about Eostre, and barely know the highlights of the retconned holiday around it.

        If future archaeologists can figure anything out, I’ll be convinced of their greater intellect.

        Also, “religious whackadoos” is a good guess for why people do anything weird, these days (eg “Tennesseans vote to kill bills and laws that help them all” and similar weirdness), so I think that’s a good initial strategy.