Fucking based

I’ll grant you that; I haven’t used dnf so can’t speak to its performance.

Atomic updates are amazing. But the package manager is slow as hell. SuSE managed to make zypper much faster using the same package format.

Also, holding the gun that far out in this situation could end badly if the assailant manages to grab it.

I have to disagree with you there. Systemd sucks ass, and so does RPM.

This is the goddamned truth

Biggus Dickus

Just wait until OP learns about cross product of matrices.

Alpine is the way

Ah yes, the great filter

Oh woops, I’m on mobile and didn’t see it

Where’s broccoli?

Same, I thought that was the joke at first

While this is true, an alternative is to name your variables and functions descriptively so that when you see number_of_cats you know that variable is the number of cats, and buyAnotherCat() is a function that increases the number of cats.

Somebody’s never had a goldfish, I see

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

catradora gang

Tembah, his arms open

Alacritty + Nushell is bae