Lol

What the fuck? TIL it’s racist to think people shouldn’t bring guns to the park.

Hey look it’s the same logic idiots use.

Oh sorry I forgot only a subset of the people that own a thing made to kill other people actually kill other people. Good point go ahead and bring those guns hidden in your pants to a kids park or whatever. I feel so much safer now.

So draconian that I don’t want someone to bring a gun to a public playground or the fucking zoo.

no shooting by a CCW holder has ever occurred at an existing protected location

Oh wow maybe the ban works? Noooo it’s definitely because you scared idiots carrying weapons around all day are just SO responsible.

Hey you know who’s 100% responsible for all gun violence? PEOPLE WITH GUNS.

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There’s also the small little detail about him being responsible, either directly or indirectly, for the deaths of 3-4 million people.

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How is robotics used in elder care there?

Ok who gave their Grandpa a Lemmy account?

So… they still didn’t get the wheelchair?

PayPal has been doing this shit for decades. Y’all remember when if you were involved in a payment dispute they’d put a hold on your entire linked back account? Or when you contacted customer support they told your to wait # amount of days before filing a complaint? And then when you did they told you to contact the seller because lol fuck you? It’s almost like the CEO was a raging asshole or something.

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Hey you’re in luck! For just $99.99/mo* we’ll remove those ads.

But we’ll still collect way more data than you think and in a couple months we’ll raise the price for the True Unlimited* plan

**True Unlimited plan has like, so many ads, because fuck you.

This reminded me of something. If you ordered diapers from Amazon between 2019-2021 and you lived in the Boston area South of the Charles down to Scituate and the sort labels were placed directly over the baby’s face… That was me. I was amusing myself.

Oh so you’re calling me a liar??!

No, “call me” means “I’m going to say some things to you I don’t want to put in writing that could be used against me later.”

The change doesn’t outlaw tips. So now they’re getting better base pay, plus tips, and the owner is still paying the absolute minimum instead of slave wages. If ANY company can’t afford minimum wage they shouldn’t be in business. And honestly fuck you for being more concerned about the business than actual people.

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I hope you’re about 25 because this is basically how I found out lol

So many things…

I didn’t understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like “does god exist” and you’d be able to get answers to all of life’s big mysteries.

I thought there was a left and right sock

I thought wolverines were mythical creatures

I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something

Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package

I could go on…