It is to a weed.

He’s from Staines.

Take their guns away and give them acorns.

Known as a Bearded Tit round these parts.

“Write me an opening statement defending against charges filed under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.”

Or maybe

taint(condition) {}

Oh boy.

What is null is null?

Must have been quite some [JUNK].

“Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes.”

I don’t know how it’s possible to feel more protected when you’re entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

The Egyptians also invented the five-sided dice but they were too huge to roll.

Yes, it’s pretty strange…

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn’t the whole book be written on green paper?

That’s not cool, Butters. You don’t shoot someone in the dick.

The fuckers didn’t even put the pieces of bread together.

Every other country in the world manages it but the Americans fuck it up. Like healthcare.

Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

She wanted to be on tghe puctures too. I would be more concerned that she’s given your faces the Japanese Testicle treatment.