Never before have a I hoped that a Wikipedia article is part of an elaborate joke.

What do you delete yourself with in the desert? A water bottle?

I would like to think that the opening time was delayed due to the Eiffel Tower guy showing up for work at 9, calling the police and then having to wait for the cops who had also just started at 9.

Fun fact: Binge (and Kayo) is wholly owned by Foxtel. It’s Newscorp all the way down.

In this case you’d be contacting yourself though.

Legally watching HBO in Australia means supporting Rupert Murdoch.