“Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?”
“Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago.”
“K babe.”
It’s the perfect crime, I’ll be unable to post about it on Lemmy.
🎵 I-he-yahi am an ear, of corn and sorrow. I’ve seen squirrels, all my days…🎶
In your corn-hole?
Does anyone else think Americans seem to enjoy making things harder for themselves just so they can talk about the adversity they overcame?
They make healthcare paid for so you need to either be super rich or so popular you can easily fund raise a small fortune because you’ll bankrupt yourself for life just to call an ambulance.
I saw George Thorogood at the OC Fairground in 2019 and the guy who supported him was talking about how he had a kidney transplant and how proud everyone should be that they’re American because if he lived in any other country he would have died. Ridiculous.
🎵 Oh strap an ear of corn, to the old oak tree… 🎵
Damn, put a Black Sabbath tshirt on that guy and it’s me circa 2003.
Sign me up! I’ve even got a moustache.
I want to hold them captive all day long.
…another reason for them to come and enjoy work: drop the little tykes off next door. We’ve got doctors on board and nurses, we’re going to feed them, but mum and dad will be working in our office.
🎵Wild squirrels… nearly bit off my dick🎵
OG Ape Escape on the PSX was awesome, don’t knkw about the sequels.
Aww yea. Sounds like some rough femcel horse shit right there.
Ooh, I’m a cash cow apparently.
But seriously, are there really women who talk about men in those terms?
Yea, anti-bloat
That is a damn good point well made