The US government is stupid.

But the need to keep an eye on this guy anyway.

Trump and MAGAtrash are routinely portrayed as simultaneously weak and strong too. It’s just the nature of propaganda.

Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.

And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth

Based and furpilled.

For most of my lifetime, any American screeching about the President arming NATO allies in order to prevent Russian expansion into Europe would have been seen as a traitor.

Lead poisoning is a helluva drug.

That’s cool. I’m also a Mutant.

I like being spoiled.

And I baked a crusty loaf of sourdough bread this morning.

Hit the Pause Button on Medicare for a couple of years. Literally pay nothing. And a lot of our old people problem will disappear.

What can a straight, white guy do to prepare?

#“Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. They be harvesting organs in the prisons.”

This is actually a good point. Cave paintings were the memes of our ancestors.

And they obviously worked, because we’re here today to look at them and agree “lol, yeah, fuck that bison!”

חחח

When is your Netflix stand-up special going to be released?

The problem with a pedophile marrying a child is that it’s all downhill for the next seventy or eighty years potentially.

The Ayatollas don’t realize that when 🇺🇸Americans🇺🇸 talk about war, they’re really talking about masturbation.

Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”

Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.

Off the subject, but is there a good kbin mobile app?