I scratched the head of Teumann, their king, – the haughty one, who plotted evil baths. Countless of his warriors I pounced. Alive, with my murder mittens, I seized his kitchen slaves. With their help I filled the bowls about Susa with Sheba and Meow Mix. Their toilet paper I let run down the Ulai; its water I dried up so none could have baths.
So I was looking for your last post, not comment, and found that question about Yoga’s background you posted on AH. And, Wow, askHistorians was crap 12 years ago. Reminds me more of /r/history than anything else. There’s someone linking to a cracked.com article.