Can you make a similar webpage that Homer Simpson made with all the random things you found on the internet and a visitor count?

picture for reference

Hmm you make it sound like its under new management.

4 is too early for a lot of kids. It was definitely too early for me personally and my niece is starting school when she turns 4 too and I think she isn’t going to be ready either.

He makes less than the average footballer in the highest league in the UK? I don’t think that’s surprising to anyone.

Couldn’t even get a friend to swap to whatsapp from facebook messenger. I collect messaging apps like pokemon it seems

So it’s a turbine then?

Glad they banned it but what the hell?

No it’s Aug. Oh. It is…

I bet it was a “i’m going to freak the hell out of my friends by eating this poisonous fish lol” moment

So. It’s Teslas first train. That they bought?

Ugh. I kind of wish you would just go gracefully into the background Peter.

So. He is about to be sued by Microsoft I suppose. Very bold of you to admit that it isn’t set in generic Albion but Albion the same universe that Fable uses. Those are two very different statements.

I don’t pronunce any of those words like that. Maybe stadium I pronounce the same. Maybe.

Best case scenario is it backfires. What do you think they are going to do with the weapons/money you supply them for capturing him?

I wonder how they do formating. Could see it being faster if you are a scan and peck typer and only writing notes though.

Everyone who works has skills worth paying for. That and having sought after skills doesn’t mean you won’t be exploited.

My Grandad is quite progressive. My Dad on the other hand is. Not. Most of that side of the family is quite progressive.

My mothers side is a mixed bag Mum is progressive, omi definitely isn’t and the aunts and uncles are all over the spectrum.

Sounds like a porn site specialising in vintage porn.

Well the mice would be ergonomically different so they would all need getting used to, and you know the waste of shipping and throwing away a perfectly good mouse every year to get a new one.

I thought it was loss

Because motorists hate anything that would help them. Why would you not want a separate bike lane as a motorist? It reduces congestion and gets the cyclist you hate so much off the road at the same time! It’s a win win!