Cars are people too. So is money, guns, buildings, corporations. Everybody except trans people according to conservatives

Sorry, remember that Nintendo you wanted so badly as a child you would do anything to get? Honestly I pretty happy I’m not millennial or gen z, they got it pretty bad. I at least got to live in a cheap Los Angeles and take a decade of my life figuring out a career. These days you better be laser focused and do everything perfectly if you want to thrive.

He’s destroyed everything that was on his list and now has earned a long rest in hell. What a guy

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Reddit is post human now. Just need bots to keep it alive.

No, there’s a reason

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People are broke and broken. They don’t care anymore and settle for sugar frosted cardboard for dinner. This guy is up there smiling and thinking “all this misery is great for business!”

Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

There is never a better time to quit sugar than now. I lost 20 pounds within a few months when I did it. It is amazing the excess calories we eat without realizing.

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that’s how babby formed

I bet they are going to cancel Putin’s Netflix account now. Could start WW3

Sometimes the signs for bipolar disorder are in an easy to read bumper sticker format

I asked AI to make an image of me as a woman but all it showed was a giraffe. At least I was a good looking giraffe 🦒

When I describe myself as a bottom it’s typically to mean bottom of the barrel. Where all the scraps and juices live

I’m really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully

Are bikes hard to come by where you live? I wouldn’t pay money for a rusted one. I just grabbed a late 80s mid range road bike for that price. If the cassette or other parts start giving you trouble you could spend $100 more just restoring it and huffys are known for installing the cheapest components. Just ride it and don’t go chasing gremlins you might find a better used bike next time.

If the chain is rusted, replace that. Also check the brake pads, if they are crumbly replace them. In my experience colored tires are lousy with puncture protection so if you start getting a lot of flats you may want to grab some better tires on Amazon. Have fun and stay safe! I commuted for 20 years and the countless near misses definitely leaves a toll on you.

I mean, the government could tackle homelessness, or end child hunger, many appropriate subjects. But instead they want to regulate jerk-off material. Sad.

Just change the name to the Trump party while they’re at it. The turd loves putting his name on trash.