Puckerberg!

Sadie

Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

What a terrible day to have eyes…

Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!

There can be only one!

"I call this move,"spinning reentry maneuver. ".

I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.

Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.

I fixed her " ".

Obviously, she wouldn’t cause trouble if her needs were met.

Edit words are hard! Added needs*

I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.

The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.

So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?

I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?

“This machine just called me an asshole.”

Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.

Is it at least scenic? Driving to El paso is so boring! If you don’t have satellite radio, or music downloaded on your phone, the radio takes a shit half way through.

This lizard is scratchy!

Im over here “That’s going to be a tasty lizard when it’s done.”