And I soft hate ‘the planet will be fine’ people.

It’s figurative, not to be taken literally. This is not difficult. You’re trying too hard.

My experience on Beehaw so far is that 80% of them are nice and 20% of them are Portlandia characters.

Liftoff is working pretty well for me. Supports multiple accounts, fairly intuitive UX.

Some of my all time favorites. If you enjoyed these, you will probably like the Spider-Man games, too.