It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

What other surprises are in that town?

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

No we have to throw them in prison and work them for free in a field, that’s the only way…murica.

Jesus Christ!..the Protestant one

In all fairness it was a cop calling, I’m sure he’s scared of her.

Stop expecting them to care about being hypocrites. You can’t embarrass these types of people into acting like a proper person.

You know he couldn’t math that himself.

Damn, mouth watering now. Thank you!

Looks good, ingredients?

Any politician want to make an argument against abortion that doesn’t involve “muh faith”? I wish he would explain his plan for the thousands of unwanted children forced to be born that no one wants as a result of his policy choice. I’m sure this guy is totally for free, unlimited birth control also…

TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached

Pretty Patties!

If they’re going to be innocent legally within 3 years, they should receive a little punishment they can’t take off.

Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.

Yeeeeeupp

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Fuck I’m gonna

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!