Chad McTruth

before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe i posted this morning

is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for

i aint your moron pal

are you suggesting im lying you better not be because i dont lie EVER

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup

i help you stay grounded when speeds are high
though im not a bird i can still make you fly
im often found on the back not the front
what am i that gives your ride a cool stunt

tardypants

https://feddit.nl/comment/14728193

this made me so happy

not the kind i have

always to check for worms