I was born in 1984 so 40 years.

Mac is a flavor of Unix, not that surprising really.

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My best haul was a Janome sewing machine which retailed around $1800 for $30. I think someone had priced it for a friend or themselves because it was on a bottom shelf behind other items despite being on the shelf for under an hour. I went back 2 days later and got the extension table for another $8.

Really you need to kill several someone’s, preferably at once if you’d like your own page in short order.

I’ll just keep volunteering to be honest, I’m a volunteer EMT a few times a month right now but I’m thinking of volunteering with the local theater and possibly the warming center as we enter the colder months.

It’s not a problem if it takes you 12 tries and you still haven’t gotten it, do it a 13th. If I don’t do something perfect on the 1st or 2nd try I’ll most likely never do it again.

I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

As a former resident of Washington, fuck that noise.

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

3 things you can count on, death, taxes, and war in the middle east.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.

All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.

Da

Didn’t he say he’s a zionist?

I lost all of my weed in a series of small fires.

More like burning grass…

How about “This cooks the pigs too fast, you need to slow roast them to achieve maximum tenderness.” Or “If the doors stick closed this turns the whole thing into a massive offset pig smoker.”

Looks like the Ford Exploder moniker is making a comeback.