Thank goodness the cops were there, that lunatic could’ve really hurt somebody!

I’ll bet he also made up the story about not fucking a couch.

I dunno who needed to hear this today, but AimLabs is free on Steam.

All the more reason it doesn’t need to be on the internet.

From my bedroom, right this moment, there are four unsecured networks I can connect to, which I do not own or control.

This is not an uncommon scenario.

Neighbors, bro. You can’t control networks you don’t own.

Are you really this obtuse, or is this just an act?

Some people live in apartments.

It’s more of an antijoke than a dad joke.

If I had to guess, I’d say funding and plausible deniability are the big reasons. The longer the war wages on, the longer the US and other allies keep sending them money and weapons. And killing them off slowly makes it easier to argue to the ICC that you weren’t trying to commit genocide, it just kinda happened as an oh-so-unfortunate side-effect of defending themselves.

Because it’s a genocide. The point isn’t to just take out Hamas and say “mission accomplished”, it’s to take out the entirety of Palestine and say “we tried our best to save them”. Hamas has to continue existing in order for Israel to keep justifying every extension to this war.

Open it up without shaking it up or jostling it too much. Is it still powdery all the way through? If so, it’s probably safe.

If you open it up and the mix has any clumps or inconsistent coloring, toss it in the trash because it’s likely been exposed to moisture, which invites a ton of potential problems.

Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor, but I have made some questionable decisions with old tubs of G Fuel mix and came out alive, so I’m not just making things up but I’m also not somebody you should trust your health with. Be responsible.

Ahh, a voice changer right where it belongs: on the ankle.

I guess he’s not completely wrong, after all.

This was a really fun take. Even though it’s ridiculous, it’s fun to entertain theories like this!

I’ll throw a wrench in the works for anyone who wants to theorycraft further: Say the rocks floating up aren’t caused by gravity at all, but some other force. Maybe extreme winds caused by a massive celestial body approaching the planet’s surface could be strong enough to create enough lift to make the rocks float. Kind of like the vortexes and turbulence you’d create in a pool of water by dropping a bowling ball into it. What sort of properties would the moon need to have for this to be the explanation for the floating rocks?

SO HERE I AM

Sounds like the app developer does not want to support you as a user. You should take it up with devs that do this if that’s a concern.

Go to bed earlier. If you’re frequently sleeping through your alarms or falling asleep immediately after turning them off, then you’re not getting enough sleep. Any tips and tricks like “two alarms 5 minutes apart” or “drink water before bed so you have to pee when you wake up” will only get you so far where sleep deprivation is concerned.

Well then you know where to install it from.

Cool, sounds like it ain’t a problem for you then. As I imagine it’s not a problem for most people.

Why should I know? I’m not a McDeveloper.

If I had to guess, I’d assume it’s because there’s a payment system in their app and they don’t want people monkeying around with it and stealing food.