The only difference between now and 10m years ago is that every creature had bigger teeth back then. Prove me wrong.

It probably requires an app to monitor the wash cycle. All they have to do is start charging a subscription to use the app. If people bought the dishwasher because they would get alerts when their dishes were clean, now they have to pay a recurring fee.

Roku pushed an update to their TVs requiring owners to agree to a new terms of service. There was no “disagree” button, and the TV wouldn’t work until people accepted the changes.

This is such a new problem that it’s never been challenged in court.

There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.

Why does a dishwasher need wifi?

I would pick something remarkably awful, like Valerian and the World of a Thousand Cities. And at the end of the movie would be a note that says “I have to live with this, and now you do too.”

Never pass up a chance to fuck with future self’s mind.

https://www.tarrantcountytx.gov/en/county-judge.html

“I am committed to fostering a culture within Tarrant County that not only celebrates faith, family and freedom, but champions these core values. My mission is to make Tarrant County the safest large county in Texas and to remain a place where the American Dream is alive and well.”

-Tim O’Hare

I don’t like spam

My Halloween costume is going to be sick this year. But next year I’ll be going as a cancer patient.

911, what’s your emergency?

I found a dead body on the side of the road.

Where are you? I’m sending police to you now.

Uhh, I touched it.

OK, don’t do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?

I may have eaten some.

…

Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.

What does that mean?

I…completed.

Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.

is CDi mainline?

My favorite phone was a Sony Xperia Compact. If they still have SD Card slots my next phone will be Sony.

“I make online honeypots.”

First time in Sydney. Passed through the Museum stop earlier today and the ads caught my eye. Very Fallout-ish.

Happy cheesecake day!

Can’t be. The internet’s wireless.

Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad…

Scott Adams is my favorite self-destructive asshole. The massive ego goes perfectly with his complete lack of self awareness. He’s a total expert in every field, but all science is fake.

He 100% believes that the 2020 election was stolen, and elections are, by design, incapable of being secure. When a (republican) election expert tried explaining how our elections are actually very secure, and there’s extremely few instances of fraud, Scott’s response was “I’m not reading all that.”

He’s also a trained hypnotist. I’m not sure what that means, it probably has something to do with clown school. Except all education is fake too.

you should get one of those little exercise pedal devices to sit on the toeboard. Should extend your life by miles.

No, I don’t want this. I won’t pay for this. I don’t know anybody asking for this. Just keep providing power sockets for the back seats, and things will be fine.

They?

Got?

Democrats are afraid of facist dictators, Republicans are afraid of minorities, history, and “wokeness”.