I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.

What am I even looking at? The site doesn’t give any context for their products. Do these plug into old consoles?