I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

https://xkcd.com/2650/

Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

PLEASE keep calling it “googling it”, even if you use other search engines. If enough of us do that, then Google can lose the copyright to their name

Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans

The corpse of Harry Potter that’s slowly coming back to life

Oh wait, that movie exists already

Of coure the large breasted, scarcely dressed waifu of questionable age shall still be referred to as “Wilson”

https://xkcd.com/2907/

The problem is exclusive rights.

If you wanna watch 3 different shows but they are all on different platforms, then you gotta go and pay for all 3. You can’t just watch the Netflix version of Loki, or the Disney+ version of Ted Lasso.

You mentioned monopolies but the problem is that each platform holds hundreds of monopolies, each for one specific show/movie.

In a perfect world, there would be some sort of law or agreement against exclusive rights, where every service can show any product they bought the (non-exclusive) rights to.

In that scenario, streaming services would have to compete by being the cheapest or offering the best service.

But alas, this is not a perfect world

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

And almond milk isn’t actually milked from almond tiddies

And wait until you learn about baby oil

Tommy Edison talked about how he just can’t wrap his head around photographs. I had never thought about it but if you mainly know your surroundings by touch, a 2D image might be weird to imagine.

He also hates spaghetti. He touched them when he was a kid and it felt super strange to him

Is that a dare?

I wanna add to that Who Am I

It’s a movie made by the same people

If you liked the mystery of Dark and are looking for something to scratch that itch you’ll love it.

How the hell is 717 not a prime number? Who fucked that up? I vote we just change that

Heidi and Maya the Bee when I was about 4

Sir John Henry Penis-pump

The point isn’t that it’s a mystery, but that it’s a word people usually don’t really think about.

No one’s reacting to it with “Hussa, finally this mystery that’s been plaguing me for ages has been resolved for me”, they are reacting to it with “Huh, never really thought about it. Makes sense”