I’m interested in parts of the trip. Mainly the foods and food markets. What they ate where. If they want to tell me about the views or the guy at that shop who said something, I’ll feign interest.

Anyone who has been on a “cruise holiday” eats on the ship, and the food may be good but it isn’t exciting or too exotic. I want to know how you ate a sausage and found out later it was an earthworm but it was really nice because they grilled it with lime and stuff and you couldn’t tell.

Or language changes when the kids make new profanities.

And no insurance

I use a flirc ir receiver in a RPI. Use any remote and bind the buttons to keys to set it up then go. I set mine up about ten years ago and still use the same setup even though I upgraded the pi.

Thanks, I probably will change soon, but I have to convince my partner first…

Motion on my RPI. I didn’t want it to save videos or photos, so I turned it off in the config. But it still saved them. So I tried a few other places in the config to turn it off, but nothing worked and I’d run out of space within a day. So I changed the save directory to /dev/null.

Then I tried to upgrade the pi, and the new version of motion has a different config, incompatible with the old one. So I’m running the old one.

Mormons won’t cheat.

Ok, gramps. I blocked TeamViewer on the router to stop scammers.

Two months later, gramps has a small problem with the internet connection. The first thing the helpdesk tells him to do is factory reset the router.

Gramps gets scammed through TeamViewer.

I struggle with this all the time. I hate watching cute piggy videos because I remember them next time I eat bacon.

What’s the breed on that cutie?

shakes hand I ran out of toilet paper at 3am, but it keeps on coming out.

You can grow your wheat, and raise pigs, but to really make it from scratch, first you need to create the universe.

Yeah, if they can give 25% they’ve been holding back for a while.

Also needs to be in the deal that nobody gets fired, since the shitty thing to do is then get rid of 25% of the workers.

Finally

Hi, I’m a chef. I’m just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

Sounds like something a Nazi would say… /s

It’s a way of keeping score. They don’t care where the money comes from any more, just that they have more than some other guy.

People who care about people generally don’t get rich, because they are kind and helpful people and will spend money on others.

My work was evacuated once for a fire alarm (false) and we all kinda stood around waiting for the firemen to come and let us back in. While we waited we chatted. But I realised that I couldn’t understand what the people four feet away from me were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but I couldn’t understand them. When the alarm was switched off, I could understand them.

Brain is weird.

I saw one on the parcel shelf of a car in the carpark at IKEA once…

Pine was already taken by an email reader. One of the early ascii email readers was called elm, for ELectronic Mail. Pine was made after elm and it stands for Pine Is Not Elm.