I’ve had less time troubleshooting Fedora linux lately than I have on Windows

This isn’t perpetual it’s just an extremely efficient system.

I think one chicken shooting out a few thousand eggs a second counts as animal abuse though

Look into sterilization, you might have to get something for under the lid like go between. But lemon curd, jams, marmalades and pickles can all have a pretty long shelf life if the jar is sterilized properly

I pity the hacker who ends up in your system

I think your best bet fighting a Kangaroo would be to work it from the sides, Kangaroos can’t jump backwards and usually punch or grapple and kick forwards. If you consider it like a southpaw fighting an orthodox boxer, they would have their lead foot on the outside of the orthodox fighters, making the orthodox constantly having to turn towards them while they work from the side and continue pivoting keeping an advantage on their opponent.

NPM is ghastly though